This was a random call from a job seeker to the dealing room. The caller was calling for the 2nd time for a job opportunity. The first time he called, it was answered by a new joinee in the team who really didnt know how to respond. Then of course, the pro steps in ;-)
Caller : Hello???
Me : Hello. Who's this?
Caller : Hello, is this Dhasti?
Me : [He's got the name wrong, the name is Khyati], No- this is not Dhasti.
Caller : Can I talk to Dhasti?
Me : There is no one by the name of Dhasti over here. You've called a wrong number. [about to disconnect]
Caller : No, no. I wanted to apply for the job of the trader.
Me : Please contact the HR. They are responsible for vacancies in the company.
Caller : No - no. My friend Ashish told me that there is a vacancy here.
Me : Who am I talking to?
Caller : Ashish.
Me : Ashish from? [I meant the company]
Caller : Ashish from Ghatkopar!!!!
Me : :-P :-O [whaattttt] [ rejected already!!!!]
Me : Ashish, please get in touch with the HR team. They will guide you.
Caller : Give me the number?
Me : [ Rejected again - didnt use the word "please" and yes - I am not the receptionist]
Me : Its available on the company website.
Me : Thanks [putting the receiver down]
Me : [to myself] Phew!!!!! The nerve of the guy!!!
All of us : Ha ha ha :-D